Conspiracy theory: Pete Buttigieg is actually not gay and is just pretending because someone ran the numbers and decided it would make him more electable.
He's been out less than 5 years, married less than 2, and who the hell kisses their SO on the cheek? I'm a massive prude irl and even I don't do that. Hell, Joe Biden kisses his grandkids on the lips but mayo Pete can't kiss his own husband? I smell a rat
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