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Id totally have a tank of these if one shrimp didn't cost $200 dollars
social.homunyan.com/media/VybG

@animeirl *looks up how long a shrimp's lifespan is

That's considerable longer than I thought...

@animeirl Yeah that's a good while for something a couple centimeters long, lmao.

@oyasumi most similarly sized (and even somewhat larger) live like 2 years. converted to human years it'd be like living to 800

@animeirl I'm scared of getting a large bird because of the commitment and you've committed 20 years to shrimp. ( that blue one would look amazing in an aquascape )

@oyasumi the long-lived ones are insanely low maintenance otherwise id probably not have done it lol. only need to be fed once a week or so and water changed twice a year

@animeirl That makes a lot more sense. The birds I'm interested in are like demon toddlers that don't grow up.
youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMT

@oyasumi i like toucans but they're a lot of work. maybe when/if i retire someday